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(sung to the tune of Tom Petty's "Free Falling")

She’s a good mom, she takes care of sonny

Makes dinner and snacks for me, too

She’s a good mom, she’ll give me some money

Does my laundry, takes me to the zoo

And I’m free…

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Yeah  I’m free…

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And it’s a long day, livin’ in the basement

Readin’ comics, or hangin’ with my friends

I’m a good boy, I kinda like this arrangement

I’m a good boy, ‘cause the fun never ends

And I’m free…

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Yeah  I’m free…

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There’s some pizza, cold and uneaten

There’s a half-full two-liter of Sprite

Got my online friends I’ll be meetin’

Gonna play my X-Box all night

And I’m free…

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Yeah  I’m free…

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Gonna wake up ‘bout eleven-thirty

Gonna shower once in awhile

Grab a t-shirt… hey, it’s not even dirty

Gonna wear these jeans one more time

And I’m free…

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Yeah  I’m free…

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