(sung to the tune of Tom Petty's "Free Falling")
She’s
a good mom, she takes care of sonny
Makes
dinner and snacks for me, too
She’s
a good mom, she’ll give me some money
Does
my laundry, takes me to the zoo
And
I’m free…
Free
loading
Yeah I’m free…
Free
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And
it’s a long day, livin’ in the basement
Readin’
comics, or hangin’ with my friends
I’m
a good boy, I kinda like this arrangement
I’m
a good boy, ‘cause the fun never ends
And
I’m free…
Free
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Yeah I’m free…
Free
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There’s
some pizza, cold and uneaten
There’s
a half-full two-liter of Sprite
Got
my online friends I’ll be meetin’
Gonna
play my X-Box all night
And
I’m free…
Free
loading
Yeah I’m free…
Free
loading
Gonna
wake up ‘bout eleven-thirty
Gonna
shower once in awhile
Grab
a t-shirt… hey, it’s not even dirty
Gonna
wear these jeans one more time
And
I’m free…
Free
loading
Yeah I’m free…
Free
loading
Haha, I dig it! Is this 21 year old living in your house?
ReplyDeleteNo, I wrote this based on a different kind of personal experience... I was the free loader. (LOL)
ReplyDeleteNice! Honesty in all forms!
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