I have to go, no more waiting
There can be no hesitating
For my ass is percolating
That coffee has trouble
brewing
Something soon I must be
doing
A thing that’s not fit for
viewing
And thus I would find it
fitting
On a toilet to be sitting
Lest my pants I could be
sh*tting
Check out G-Man's Friday 55
..one too many of G-man's hotdogs? Didn't know "expressing" could be so poetic!
ReplyDeleteI love it! So real, so truthful. Poetry should always be honest.
ReplyDeleteThe very thing to follow a hot dog 55! Hahaha
ReplyDeleteBy all means, go. Made me smile.
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you...
ReplyDeleteI'd take a bow, but now's not a good time. ☺
This made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteTrue life isn't always a bed of roses! :-)
ReplyDeleteCoffe sort of does that to me too (too much information!)
ReplyDeleteGood 55
*coffee. Woud be nice if I could type. :)
ReplyDeleteWow, awesome! You could have been Dr. Suess's darker twin!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Don't let us hold you back. That kind of business won't wait.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me....
ReplyDeleteYou penned this one in the crapper didn't you?
Most of my inspiration comes from the privy...hehehehe
Loved your shitty 55 Bubba
Thanks for playing, go wash your hands,
and have a Kick Ass Week-End
The rhyme is fun- the story short and less comfy.
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting.
Ha..ha...thanks for making my friday so fun ~
ReplyDeleteHave a good weekend ~
haha..better get there quick...i have def been there surely...lol percolating...smiles.
ReplyDeleteHehe...run quick.
ReplyDeleteLaughing. Proves you can write a funny poem about anything :)
ReplyDeleteIt could happen to anyone! ;)
ReplyDeleteWriters get their inspiration from the darnedest things.
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