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July 19, 2012

A Pressing Matter (For G-Man's Friday 55)


I have to go, no more waiting
There can be no hesitating
For my ass is percolating

That coffee has trouble brewing
Something soon I must be doing
A thing that’s not fit for viewing

And thus I would find it fitting
On a toilet to be sitting
Lest my pants I could be sh*tting



Check out G-Man's Friday 55

19 comments:

  1. ..one too many of G-man's hotdogs? Didn't know "expressing" could be so poetic!

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  2. I love it! So real, so truthful. Poetry should always be honest.

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  3. The very thing to follow a hot dog 55! Hahaha

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  4. By all means, go. Made me smile.

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  5. Thank you, thank you...

    I'd take a bow, but now's not a good time. ☺

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  6. True life isn't always a bed of roses! :-)

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  7. Coffe sort of does that to me too (too much information!)
    Good 55

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  8. *coffee. Woud be nice if I could type. :)

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  9. Wow, awesome! You could have been Dr. Suess's darker twin!

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  10. LOL. Don't let us hold you back. That kind of business won't wait.

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  11. Don't tell me....
    You penned this one in the crapper didn't you?
    Most of my inspiration comes from the privy...hehehehe
    Loved your shitty 55 Bubba
    Thanks for playing, go wash your hands,
    and have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  12. The rhyme is fun- the story short and less comfy.
    Thanks for visiting.

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  13. Ha..ha...thanks for making my friday so fun ~

    Have a good weekend ~

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  14. haha..better get there quick...i have def been there surely...lol percolating...smiles.

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  15. Laughing. Proves you can write a funny poem about anything :)

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  16. Writers get their inspiration from the darnedest things.

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