September 9, 2013

Janky Cat

Every little town has
One crazy cat lady
And each cat lady has
One janky old cat

He ain’t no old house cat
All purring and cuddly
Won’t sit on your lap for
All the mice in the world

One leg a bit shorter
Than his other three legs
His tattered, messed-up ears
Torn from so much fighting

He’s not a milk drinker
Nor a gentle lover
He’s low-down and nasty
Chock-full of scratch and bite

His fur all disheveled
Matted down and dirty
A ratty-ass tail and
A mean disposition

He’s the king of the streets
Out prancing and pissing
And growling and hissing
Best you don’t cross his path

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