I’ve
been letting the old beard grow
It’s
been coming in so weird though
Soft
darkness of earlier days
Now
replaced by burlier grays
My
face is now a patchwork quilt
Some
places thick and over-built
While
other spaces are quite bare
And
seemingly bereft of hair
My
wife dislikes my new old look
Refusing now to clean
or cook
But
that’s not all, just as I’d feared:
No
sex until I shave my beard
BWa-hahahahahha. LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteThat is unfair of her...we bearded dudes have to stick together, so just be celibate--that will show her. (Easy for me to say!)
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