The Mayan Calendar was wrong
The world had two months less
This year there’d be no Christmas song
No sins left to confess
Zombie apocalypse started
The night of Halloween
The most realistic undead
Costumes they’d ever seen
Growing waves of ‘trick-or-treaters’
Surged through city and town
Not kids, but living-flesh eaters
Candy dropped on the ground
Whether coincidence or plan
Their timing was just right
Soon every woman, child and man
Joined rank without a fight
Their numbers grew and grew until
There were none left to dismember
And one thing that they ponder still
They thought they had ‘til December
There were none left to dismember
And one thing that they ponder still
They thought they had ‘til December
I read this in the voice of LL Cool J and it made it very enjoyable. Have fun zombie walking.
ReplyDeleteThis is nice. We love the poem you wrote for the opening of our new book Zombie Housewives of the 1960s. Thanks!!!
ReplyDeleteA fantastic poem for the walk. I also wanted to thank you for your contribution to our zombie housewives of the 1960s book.
ReplyDeleteLoved reading this!
ReplyDeleteSweet poem. I have stocked up on candy and shotgun shells. I am ready for the invasion with reinforced, barred windows, some smoke grenades in the event I have to make my escape, and a fake zombie outfit in the event I have to mix in. That should cover my arse. lol
ReplyDeleteBy the way, now following your blog.
Cheers.
Nice contribution! Have fun on the zombie walk! Jet
ReplyDeleteThat's cute. :P
ReplyDeleteCUTE POST! Love the poem. Thanks for sharing the zombie love. ;-)
ReplyDeleteKeep reading,
~Sherry
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Now I'm picturing Mayan zombies...
ReplyDeleteGood work on the zombie walk, hope you had a chance to check out my blog too :)
Best,
James
I enjoyed the poem
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