… it needed
two toilets.
… it spoke
English.
… It paid
rent.
… my eyes
changed from brown to blue.
… it had a
ZIP Code.
… I named it “Turdzilla”.
… it turned
me inside-out.
… I was
clinically dead for five minutes.
… it clogged
the space-time continuum.
… I saw God.
You, too, can link up with G-Man's
Flash Friday 55
Any bigger and you'd have given it birth.
ReplyDeleteI hope you had enough TP ;)
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness...Happy Friday ~
ReplyDeleteYikes! Sounds like the stuff nightmares are made of...really crappy nightmares!
ReplyDeleteIt had a zip code. LOL. LOL LOL LOL
ReplyDeleteHahahahhaahhahahha...Holy Crap!!!! Awesome 55! My favorite so far! Mine is here
ReplyDeleteHave you an AWESOME ROCKING WEEKEND!
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shakira
Oh, my gosh...certainly wasn't expecting this..but must admit it was funny!
ReplyDeleteGayle ~
wow/...that had to hurt is all i am saying....
ReplyDelete...me are such babies ;)
ReplyDeleteAgree with brian--sounds painful, but still it wasn't anything like having a baby, my friend. We chicks keep the bragging rights.
ReplyDeleteEric Eric Eric....
ReplyDeleteJust when I was really feeling pride that you are also from the Great Lakes State. You come up with this piece of Shit!!!
This is Drop Deuce Awesome Son!!!
Loved your Dumpy 55
Thanks for deficating, and have an Aloe Vera Wipe Ass Week-End
did you baptize it?
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing so hard that everyone is coming over to see what I'm reading!
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