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September 21, 2012

(55) I Once Took A Crap So Big…



… it needed two toilets.

… it spoke English.

… It paid rent.

… my eyes changed from brown to blue.

… it had a ZIP Code.

… I named it “Turdzilla”.

… it turned me inside-out.

… I was clinically dead for five minutes.

… it clogged the space-time continuum.

… I saw God.





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13 comments:

  1. Any bigger and you'd have given it birth.

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  2. Oh my goodness...Happy Friday ~

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  3. Yikes! Sounds like the stuff nightmares are made of...really crappy nightmares!

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  4. Hahahahhaahhahahha...Holy Crap!!!! Awesome 55! My favorite so far! Mine is here
    Have you an AWESOME ROCKING WEEKEND!
    hugs
    shakira

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  5. Oh, my gosh...certainly wasn't expecting this..but must admit it was funny!

    Gayle ~

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  6. wow/...that had to hurt is all i am saying....

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  7. Agree with brian--sounds painful, but still it wasn't anything like having a baby, my friend. We chicks keep the bragging rights.

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  8. Eric Eric Eric....
    Just when I was really feeling pride that you are also from the Great Lakes State. You come up with this piece of Shit!!!
    This is Drop Deuce Awesome Son!!!
    Loved your Dumpy 55
    Thanks for deficating, and have an Aloe Vera Wipe Ass Week-End

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  9. I'm laughing so hard that everyone is coming over to see what I'm reading!

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