It perplexes me to see
That you disagree with me
‘Cuz your viewpoint makes no sense
Even though I’m on the fence
I don’t know how this can be
Truly it’s a mystery
There’s no need to get so tense
You can’t help it if you’re dense
If your mind was not shut tight
Then I know you’d see the light
What are we arguing for?
There’s no call to be so sore
There’s no need for us to fight
You should just admit I’m right
Then we won’t fight any more
And we’ll get along for sure!