... seeing things a bit differently.
This cracked me up!
I always secretly hope they have a gas tank leak and a trail of fire chases their car down the highway.
Preferably lands in his lap and burns his...
My hubs has a water bottle with a little water in it that he uses for his cigarette butts. There is no excuse to toss them.
Ha. Amen to both. My husband cracks my back every night when I get home with a big pick up squeeze. I am so tense that the joints pop and crack like fireworks.
You may put in your 2¢ worth, but I'll only pay you a penny for your thoughts.