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November 22, 2011

Outta My Head


Crack-Head

I crack
my back
to get it back
on track.



Butt-Head

I hope
one day
one of those
cigarettes
that you
so carelessly
fling
out of your
car window
flies back
inside
your car
and lights
your
back seat
on fire.

5 comments:

  1. Maude LynnNovember 22, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    This cracked me up!

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  2. Sharon DayNovember 22, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    I always secretly hope they have a gas tank leak and a trail of fire chases their car down the highway.

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  3. Monkey ManNovember 22, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    Preferably lands in his lap and burns his...

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  4. Julie FergusonNovember 22, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    My hubs has a water bottle with a little water in it that he uses for his cigarette butts. There is no excuse to toss them.

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  5. Wine and WordsNovember 22, 2011 at 10:58 PM

    Ha. Amen to both. My husband cracks my back every night when I get home with a big pick up squeeze. I am so tense that the joints pop and crack like fireworks.

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