June 14, 2011

He Said/She Said

He said, “I’m making dessert.  Want some?”

She said, “I want steak.  Steak for dinner.”

He said, “I’m just making dessert, not dinner.”

She said “Then I want dessert for dinner.”

He said, “Dessert can’t be dinner; it’s dessert.”

She said, “But I love dessert so much, it can BE dinner.”

He asked, “What about steak?  Now you don’t want steak?”

She said, “Dessert can be my steak now.”

He said, “You need to re-think your dietary definitions.”

Then she started crying.  He asked, “Why are you crying?”

She said, “I’m crying because you won’t give me dinner.”

He said, “No, you’re crying because I have no steak.”


  1. why can't men understand us women? :-)


    really you must follow the link...i think it will help out in these situations...

  3. Reminds me of yesterday. My husband did something on target with what I had asked, but I was annoyed by it. Asked him to take it backwards...back to the way it was. He said, "But...but..." and I said, "Ah baby. You know you can never make me happy." We laughed but it's true. I am the only one that can make me happy. It's true of all of us. Thank you for the dessert. I will make my own steak, and one for you as well.

  4. haha!
    cute clashes between men and women.

  5. I broke into a grin after the first few words ~ giggling by the end.

  6. Eric, I can always count on leaving your space with a big, cheese~eating smirk on my face! Please note, the rhyme was unintentional! :) I'll take a "steak" round here any day, but have learned not to cry should I not get my way. Thanks for you visit, your kind words, but most of all, thanks for making me smile!

  7. LOL! Men are from Mars and Women are from the Planet Irk ("Invader Zim" favorite cartoons in the history of the world).

    You rocked this one, Eric. Great post! xoxo

  8. hee hee hee
    You ERIC!
    ditto Heaven...

    Now I am wondering about my dinner and dessert.I want both, damn it!

  9. I notice nobody has mentioned lunch yet.

  10. Jeez, I want my steak and dessert.... tee hee!

  11. you should write some stories for us, eric. i like this dialogue.

  12. I like your blog...I appreciate it…


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