It all started with a Rock Around The Clock. After that, I put on my Blue Velvet suit, my Blue Suede Shoes and left My Old Kentucky Home for Kansas City.
There I met Barbara Ann, Gloria and the Duke of Earl. I went Down On The Corner where the Rocket Man and The Rubber Band Man were Jammin’ to some Old Time Rock And Roll.
Needing Money, I tried to Get A Job with Mr. Lee. He asked me, “Are You Experienced?” But I was Dazed And Confused, and answered, “Good Golly Miss Molly!” He just sneered at me and said, “Hit The Road, Jack”
So I traveled the country from Sweet Home Alabama to the Rocky Mountain Way. I took a Magic Carpet Ride, rode a Rollercoaster and took the Highway To Hell... I was a Highway Star!
Over time I got my kicks on Route 66 and even found my thrill on Blueberry Hill. But, in The End, all I learned was there is no Stairway To Heaven.
(I'd originally planned on making this much longer, but I know far too many songs!)