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Does God email? Or text? Or have a Facebook page? Hmmmmm, just wondering...
ReplyDeleteHow about drive through funerals? Yes, Virginia, there is (at least) one here in the South. A funeral home purchased a former bank building and kept the drive-thru window. You can give your loved one a final adios and never leave your truck. Ahem. LOL! You make me laugh. I'm off to read some of your past stuff.
I saw that drive-thru funeral place on TV once... they'd probably do a bang-up business in New Jersey. (Or maybe not, since they aren't looking to get any dead bodies noticed)
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