Uninvited Guest

Hey-hey, brother Jay!

Whaddaya know, whaddaya say?

I just got into town today

Thought I’d come to stay, if that’s okay

For far too long I’ve been away

Wow-wow, what’s that now?

(How now, brown cow?)

I can’t stay here?  No way, no how?

And was never welcome anyhow?

Well, ain’t that kinda low-brow?

Woah-woah, whaddaya know

Seems now that I’ve gotta go!

(Ease that gun down nice and slow)

Won’t see me ‘round here no mo’, bro!