The third letter of my first name is “I”
I, I, I… aye-yi-yi!
Thus I’m tasked with writing about
Me, myself and I?
Doesn’t sound that hard at all
In fact, easy as pie!
Everyone’s favorite subject
And so easy to rhyme!
But that subject is one hill that
I just will not climb
‘Cuz the worst thing for me to steal
From you is your time.