October 23 - November 21
Like a team of pickpockets in a crowd, a group may have its eyes on you and secretly scheme to take advantage of your innocence, Scorpio. One may work to distract you with something playful and harmless, while the others work behind your back to secretly steal your valuables. Stay aware of yourself and your belongings at all times.
(Okay, I'm watching you guys!)
Look! Over there! It's the Good Year Blimp!
ReplyDelete(Heh heh heh! Now...where does Eric keep the keys to the liquor cabinet...?)
Oh, gosh! You've found me out! LOL Sounds a bit paranoid, but with so many people out to get you I suppose you can't be too careful. . . :)
ReplyDeleteLovin the title. I always wonder who gets paid to do those, and if they just pick sentences and scenarios out of a hat and shuffle the different advice around across the signs--like next Wednesday, Aries gets that one.
ReplyDeleteWhat a gig.
Crap! Did you get through the day alright? I sure hope so!
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LOL. I'm a Scorpio ... yikes! Horrorscopes - classic. Your have really been turning out the poetry and it is lovely. I'm sure your wife appreciates it. :) And yes, I am rubbing my warm "NC" weather in as I lived in Northern IL and Northern MI forever! But guess what, I secretly miss the snow a little bit.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow's advice: Avoid stepping in front of fast moving trucks.
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